Hoodie Unisex Joke Alan Garner – I came, I saw, and I forgot – Why I am here!

🇬🇧 T-Shirt / Hoodie – Alan Garner: Confused Since Vegas 🦙🍾

The perfect outfit for those who stumble through the fog with style.

Whether as a comic design , vintage portrait or as an outline graphic with sunglasses –
This piece celebrates Alan in his most iconic form:
slightly overwhelmed, wonderfully planned and incredibly cult.
Here’s the saying that describes us all:
“I came, I saw – and I forgot why I was here.”

• Design variants:

  • ✏️ Comic style with sunglasses & Wolfpack vibe

  • 🧔 Vintage style with faded look & Vegas background

  • ⚫ Outline art – minimalistic, but maximalist Alan

• Colors: Classic black and white, pastel on beige or retro on dark gray

• Unisex fit, soft fabric – comfortable enough for hangovers, couch & chaos

• Perfect for party animals, festival heroes & friends of well-groomed memory gaps

Because you don’t always have to know why you’re there – the main thing is that you were there.

🇬🇧 T-Shirt / Hoodie – Alan Garner: I Came, I Saw… What Was I Doing Again? 🐅🎲

For those who bring confusion – and the party.

Whether in bold comic style , faded retro look , or clean line art ,
This design celebrates Alan in all his hangover glory:
lost, legendary, and accidentally iconic.
With the German quote that says it all:
“I came, I saw – and I forgot why I was here.”
(= I came, I saw – and forgot why I'm here. )

• Style options:

  • 🖍️ Cartoon Alan with shades & baby carrier

  • 🕶️ Vintage version with sun-faded Vegas skyline

  • ➖ Minimalist linework with strong silhouette

• Colors: black/white, dusty tones, or loud hangover brights

• Unisex fit & comfy cotton – for late mornings, random trips & memory gaps

• Perfect for hangover kings, chaos queens & the true Wolfpack

Because showing up is half the battle – remembering why is optional.

🇬🇧 Alan-Style: I came, I saw – and forgot why I'm here. 😵🍻🐅

This shirt is a tribute to the king of movie hangovers: Alan Garner.
With its legendary look between genius and madness and the saying we've all felt at some point, this piece is the perfect outfit for party nights, festivals, or just the normal chaos of life.

• Iconic Alan print in comic or retro style

• Saying: “I came, I saw – and forgot why I am here.”

• Comfortable cut & soft fabric – even after a long night

• Ideal for Hangover fans, flatmates and anyone who thinks backwards in the morning

For everyone who doesn't have a plan – but is really good at it.

🇬🇧 Alan Vibes: I came, I saw—and completely forgot why I was here. 🤷🍸🦓

This is for the wolf pack.
With Alan Garner's face (yes, that exact look) and the brutally honest sentence:
“I came, I saw – and completely forgot why I was here.”
This t-shirt or hoodie is made for chaotic legends, party survivors, and anyone who thrives on confusion.

• Iconic Alan graphics – in comic or vintage style

• Bold slogan: Recognizable. Regret-free.

• Comfortable fit & soft fabric – even if the night was hard

• Perfect for fans of "Hangover ," wild weekends, and brain fog during the week

Because sometimes getting lost is part of the plan.

Introducing the ultimate unisex ultra-cotton T-shirt—perfect for expressing your unique style comfortably and confidently! Designed for everyday wear, this shirt features a relaxed fit, making it the ideal choice for any casual outing or gathering with friends. Its classic aesthetic lends itself beautifully to layering and accessorizing, making it a versatile addition to your wardrobe. Ideal for trendsetters who value quality and sustainability, this T-shirt is perfect for holidays, birthdays, or just because. Celebrate life's special moments in a shirt that showcases your personality and makes you feel comfortable all day long. Whether you're dressing up for a weekend getaway or lounging at home, this T-shirt is the ultimate expression of comfort and style. Suitable for adults, it makes an excellent gift for loved ones celebrating a significant milestone or for anyone looking to add a touch of individuality to their wardrobe.

Product features
– No side seams for less fabric waste and an attractive design
– Rib-knit collar retains its shape and elasticity
– Shoulder strap prevents stretching and stabilizes the garment
– Made from 100% ethically sourced US cotton for added comfort
– Comfortable fit with tear-off label to minimize skin irritation

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max. 30 °C or 90 °F)
– Chlorine-free: bleach if necessary
– Do not tumble dry
– Do not iron
– Do not dry clean

EU representative : HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information : Gildan 2000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard : For adults

Care instructions : Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Do not tumble dry, Do not iron, Do not dryclean